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This Kyrie Irving “Uncle Drew” Pepsi Commercial is GREAT

May 21, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Kyrie Irving is a STAR!!! Great acting chops.  No wonder he fooled all of those dopes in the park.  The make-up was unreal and he nails the old dude voice.  NBA Rookie of the Year and an Emmy worthy commercial spot.  In your face Lebron.

 

PS: Kyrie Irving is the real deal.  If the Cavs somehow win the lottery and get Anthony Davis then they are really going to be cooking with gas.  Those two would be a solid foundation to build a championship team around.  Even if they end up with a player like Beal the Cavs will become instantly competitive.  Everyone thought the Cavs’ owner was crazy when he said that they would win a championship before the Heat.  Now with Irving and another top pick on the way it doesn’t seem quite as far-fetched.

 

 

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Kevin Durant is the exact opposite of Lebron and here’s proof

December 30, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Clutch game winners against Dallas…that’s how its done Lebron.  Oh…and KD also isn’t the biggest douche bag in the history of sports.

 

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Does anybody respect Lebron? Magic Johnson rips Lebron

October 18, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Has there ever been a time in the history of sports where the league’s most talented player was consistently the butt of every joke.  I mean NOBODY respects Lebron. Hell after seeing this McDonald’s commercial it’s like Lebron doesn’t even respect Lebron.

 

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Lebron being Lebron…again.

August 23, 2011 1 comment

 

 

Just typical Lebron here.  Its crunch time up on that diving board and he just pusses out and defers to a teammate.  Then he finally jumps and is waving his arms like a little girl. D-Rose would have jumped up to the top platform, then would have done three back flips and ended it with the greatest cannon ball the world has ever seen.  Just soaking everyone in Spain.  Then he would just float to the surface and walk across to the side and Spanish babes would be lining up to give him a towel.  That’s what being an MVP is all about though.

 

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Lebron being Lebron.

August 15, 2011 4 comments

If you were wondering what Lebron James was doing this summer while the NBA was still locked out, he is just doing what he always does…dribbling all nonchalant like he doesn’t give a shit, so little Asian kid picks his pocket then jams in his face.  Lebron, all embarrassed, races down the floor out of control, travels(doesn’t get called) and then he throws the ball away.  No wonder LBJ doesn’t want to play abroad. 

 

PS: No word on if this was in the 4th quarter or not.

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There is a God

June 16, 2011 Leave a comment

Call it Karma, a higher power, or whatever you want, but clearly there is a God…and he is a sports fan.  The NHL and NBA Finals proved this beyond a doubt.  Two teams who cried, flopped, took cheap shots, and were led by fraudulent superstars made it all the way the championship series before God stepped in and said enough is enough.  The Universe wouldn’t allow teams like the Miami Heat and the Vancouver Canucks to win a championship. There were times these series where I thought I was watching the sequels to “Angels in the Outfield”.  Dirk’s improbable shots going in. Thomas’s improbable saves.  It was amazing.  The Bruins and the Mavericks saved America.

These Finals showed the world two “superstars” who have no class and no character.  Lebron James and Roberto Luongo.  So similar in so many ways.  Epic failures define their careers.  Former captains who just completely and utterly failed their teams, their cities, and themselves on the biggest stages possible.  They are basically the same person.  They are…LuBrongo.  I’d love Lubrongo to become like an urban dictionary definition of an epic failure.

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Turns out LeBron James Sucks After All

June 10, 2011 2 comments

Last night was amazing.  The Heat are a joke.  Lebron has to be the worst “superstar” in the history of the NBA.  This shouldn’t surprise anyone.  Lebron has sucked all along.  He flat out quit on the Cavs last year because the Celtics were too tough on him.  Then this performance in the NBA Finals has sealed his legacy in my mind forever.  I don’t care if he wins 10 championships, he will always suck.  People were so quick to crown him as the greatest of all time.  ESPN is a joke.  Yeah he hit a few big three pointers against the Celtics and Bulls, but guess what…Robert Horry has hit clutch shots in the playoffs, he isn’t the greatest of all time.  Lebron is a quitter and a loser.  Last night was the perfect opportunity to assert himself as a superstar and leader with Dwayne Wade missing so many minutes with a bruise, but he failed. 

The Heat are so smug and arrogant.  That’s why everyone in America hates them.  I couldn’t believe when I saw them mocking Dirk for being sick after he kicked their ass when he was sick.  Hey Lebron, just because Dirk scored like triple the points you did, doesn’t mean that he wasn’t sick.  It means he’s a leader and you’re a loser.  Last night proved that if Dwayne Wade isn’t superman, then the Heat can’t win because they don’t have another leader on the team.  I hope Dallas finishes off the Heat in Miami.  The Heat don’t deserve a championship and neither do their fans.

The Mavs are America’s team and are truly a team.  Getting big time contributions from Kidd, Marion, Terry, and led by superstar Dirk Nowitzki.  Tyson Chandler is giving the Mavs defense and rebounding.  The Bulls used to have a guy named Tyson Chandler back in the day.  Top 5 draft pick.  That guy was a total bust.  Man did he suck.  Whatever happened to that guy?

I picked the Heat and the under in my Locks of the Century yesterday. “Taking the Heat on the moneyline at -105, Heat against the spread, and the under…which of course means the Mavs probably win a shootout, and I wouldn’t mind a bit.” Well, wouldn’t you know it, that’s exactly what happened.  Haven’t looked at the lines for Game 6, but you can bet I am going back to the Heat well again if it means a Dallas Mavericks win.  You’re welcome America.

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Sweet Game Lebron

June 8, 2011 2 comments

You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you
You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this blog is about you
Don’t you? don’t you?

Where is Scottie Pippen now?  Lebron sucks.  I always knew it.  Even when I said he was great I also said he sucked.  He is who we thought he was.  In the biggest game of his life and with an opportunity to put a strangle hold on the NBA finals, Lebron James stat line for the night read as 8 points, 8 rebounds, and 7 assists.  Way to come through in the clutch “King James”, really Jordanesque.  Lebron couldn’t even shut down Jason Terry who had his best game of the series with 17 points.  Meanwhile, Dirk Nowitzki is just doing his thing.  Hitting game winners, fighting off the flu, and trying to save America from the Heat. 

Lebron is a loser. Plain and simple.  The Heat should have swept the Mavericks, but Lebron making dumb decisions in game 2 and disappearing in game 4 is the reason why this series is knotted up at 2 games a piece.  I picked Miami in 5 as my lock of the century, but now that is out the window and I am free to root for America’s team.  The Havana Heat are dead to me.  Go Mavs.

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