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Stupid girl doesn’t get how Leap Years work

February 29, 2012 Leave a comment

Alright, I want to apologize right off the bat for posting this video.  This girl is absolutely horrible.  Too dumb for words, a mouth like a fucking blogger, she thinks she is so special that she deserves two birthdays, and her voice makes my ears bleed.  Having said that…she raises some interesting points. Like I get why we have Leap years.  Something about how it actually only takes the Earth 23 hours and 56 minutes to rotate fully…but we still count our days in full 24 hours.  So those extra 4 minutes just accumulate in like a time bank and every four years we cash them in for an extra day.  That’s it. It’s not that hard.  What I don’t get is why February is so short.  Is there a real reason besides pissing off people who celebrate Black History Month? If January and March just gave February a day they’d all have 30.  That seems fair.  Then we could tack the leap year day on to the end of June so we could all just have another day of summer.  I don’t know…but I think my solution just made everyone’s life better.  I really think we need to explore this option.  I mean time zones didn’t exist until trains came about, but everyone just conformed to that.  Get me Obama on the phone right now.  I think if he delivered an extra day of summer he’d win this election by a landslide.  That’s an idea everyone can get behind.  Although this really seems like more a Gingrich campaign platform.

PS: Did the Mayans know about Leap Year?  If they didn’t factor that in they are going to look like real dickheads when the world doesn’t end on December 21st, 2012.  Its like forgetting to carry the cosmic 1.  Small yet huge mistake.

PPS: This girl is in high school obvi, but with her level of intelligence and that accent is there any doubt she will be slutting it up on “Jersey Shore” season 10? I mean this girl is almost more Snooki than Snooki is.

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