Are Southerners actually smarter than they sound?

 

These guys make some very astute observations.  And I am not saying they are astute observations for a Southern person, solid points even for someone with Northern intelligence.  Here is the deal though, basically by saying the Southern accent is a decoy and that they are actually smart kind of confirms my other stereotype about Southern people…which is that they are lazy.  In my opinion it’s better to be a hard-working dumb guy than a smart lazy guy.  America was built by hard-working dumb guys.  So Southerners…would you rather be stupid or lazy?  It doesn’t matter because they are actually both, but still.

 

PS: There is nothing hotter than a cute girl with a Southern accent.  Those don’t sound dumb. They sound adorable.

 

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