These guys make some very astute observations. And I am not saying they are astute observations for a Southern person, solid points even for someone with Northern intelligence. Here is the deal though, basically by saying the Southern accent is a decoy and that they are actually smart kind of confirms my other stereotype about Southern people…which is that they are lazy. In my opinion it’s better to be a hard-working dumb guy than a smart lazy guy. America was built by hard-working dumb guys. So Southerners…would you rather be stupid or lazy? It doesn’t matter because they are actually both, but still.
PS: There is nothing hotter than a cute girl with a Southern accent. Those don’t sound dumb. They sound adorable.
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