(Chicago)–If a tweet by entertainment reporter Billy Bush is to believed, the engagement between Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and reality TV star Kristin Cavallari is off. Bush, a reporter with “Access Hollywood,” tweeted the news early Sunday morning from what he called, “a super-tight source.” Grizzly Detail has not independently confirmed the report, and shares skepticism with The Big Lead writers who similarly couched their report. Cutler and Cavallari have been dating since they met early last season, and since the two got together, Cutler has been covered by TMZ as much as ESPN. Just this month they announced that they had set a wedding date for July 7, 2012.
Ok…if there was any ever doubt that hot girls like Kristin Cavallari read this blog, those doubts have now been put to rest permanently. Last week I said: “PPS: How the hell did Cutler land Cavallari? I know he is an NFL QB and everything, but Cutler doesn’t exactly look like Tom Brady. If it was possible for an NFL QB to outkick his coverage, Cutler totally did it.” Well…looks like I really got through to Kristin Cavallari because the wedding is now off. I mean just look at the pictures above. Cutler is a soft 4 on a 1-10 scale in the celebrity world and Kristin is a hard 9. Too big of a gap to make up. I feel kind of bad for ending an engagement. But lets be honest, that marriage was never going to last. Saved my quarterback a lot of time and heart ache. She was clouds in his coffee. Now he can find a girl that’s not a celebrity who is hotter than Cavallari and he becomes an 8 because of his NFL status. You can thank me later Jay.
PS: Jay Cutler couldn’t be reached for comment, but I think we can all assume his direct quote will be “uhhh, whatever…”
PPS: Kristin…I know you dig my bloggerswag, contact me.
PPPS: Kristin Cavallari isn’t even that hot…for a celebrity.
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Football season can’t get here fast enough. We have an entire season of crowd shots of Kristin Cavallari to look forward to. Win or lose, Chicago still wins. I don’t know who Matthew Stafford or Aaron Rodgers is dating, but they aren’t as hot as Mrs Cutler. Bear down.
PS: I got SOOO excited when I read the headlines about Kristin Cavallari’s “glass bikini”. Glass implies see-through. This was a total tease. Not cool Kristin. You owe me one. Paris Hilton style sex tape better get leaked within the year.
PPS: How the hell did Cutler land Cavallari? I know he is an NFL QB and everything, but Cutler doesn’t exactly look like Tom Brady. If it was possible for an NFL QB to outkick his coverage, Cutler totally did it.
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Arm chair GM super fans are probably going to kill me for this, but I don’t care. I want Plaxico Burress AND Randy Moss. Randy Moss’s agent said in an interview with nfl.com “He is determined, motivated and quite frankly has a huge chip on his shoulder. Whatever team ends up getting Randy, they’re going to know they’re getting the old Randy Moss. He’s not just coming in to be on the team, he’s going to be Randy Moss — a difference maker.” His agent also described Moss as being in “freakish shape” from working out like a mad man. Yeah Moss is a total headcase, yeah last season was an absolute disaster, yeah he is 34 years old, but Randy Moss is still the most talented Wide Receiver in the history of the NFL. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick both called Randy Moss the most intelligent guy they had ever worked with. That’s good enough for me. Give Cutler Burress and Moss and tell the NFC to get the fuck out of the way. STRAIGHT CASH HOMIE