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CUBS WIN!!! LETS DANCE!!!

April 25, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Look it Cardinals, I don’t want to sit here and say I told you so…

…but I totally did.  I know the Cubs suck, but they still get paid to play baseball.  You can’t just expect them to roll over in the 9th inning down only a run.  There is a new culture in the Cubs organization.  Once they get some new players to go with that new culture they will be a force.  The Cubs won a game yesterday, that’s two in a row.  If they win one today, that’s called a winning streak.  It HAS happened before.  So let’s see some hustle!!! GO CUBS GO!!!

 

 

 

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This Chick accusing Starlin Castro of sexual assault has a lot of balls

January 6, 2012 7 comments

So according to this chick’s statement the “assault” happened after 3am in Starlin’s apartment. They had been boozing in River North and the chick claims she blacked out. Not passed out, just blacked out. If having drunken sex with a girl that is blacked out is a crime you know who else is guilty…EVERYONE. This chick is obvi just some jealous White Sox fan trying to mess up the Cubs Theo momentum. Castro is innocent and everyone knows. Newsflash honey…all-stars don’t need to sexually assault girls(except Roethelisberger and that’s just because he is the ugliest QB in the league).

FREE STARLIN

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Dumbass White Sox fan cries about getting Cubs gift

December 28, 2011 Leave a comment

 

How old is this little girl? I am the worst at guessing kids ages. I am gonna say that she is under 8…which means that she gets to switch her favorite team and nobody can say anything.  Kids switch their allegiances all the time…which is part of the reason I hate kids.  Her mom just gave her a free pass to be a North-Side baseball fan and this chick passed on it like a moron.  I’ve got news for you sweetheart…the Cubs are gonna be awesome.  Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon…and for the rest of Theo Epstein’s life.  Meanwhile the White Sox are set up to suck for the better part of the next decade.  This city is gonna burn to the ground when Theo brings a World Series to Chicago and this girl can either party with the rest of us or sulk in her Alex Rios jersey.

 

“This NL Central shit is easy”–Theo Epstein

December 12, 2011 Leave a comment

 

I think its pretty obvious that Epstein is reversing whatever curses exist here with the Cubs.  He is basically Ghost Busting the shit out of Wrigley Field.  Sign solid outfielder with super hot wife…check.  League MVP and rival Ryan Braun suspended for 50 games…check.  Albert Pujols out of Division and National League…double check.  Epstein is on FIRE this winter.  A couple more moves and a culture change…then get ready for a fun summer on the North Side.

 

 

 

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Epstein is doing A+ work so far

November 30, 2011 Leave a comment

Signed this chick’s husband.  I think he’s an outfielder or something.  Epstein just keeping the stands hot at Wrigley.  Bang up job so far Theo.

Cubs fans won’t stop showing up Soriano

August 11, 2011 2 comments

 

 

 

Alright, seriously Cub fans…let’s cut the shit.  I know the Cubs suck, you know the Cubs suck, the Cubs know the Cubs suck, hell even Mike Quade now knows that the Cubs suck.  You really don’t need to be throwing dirt in their face all the time by making crazy plays all-time. Just relax, have a beer, enjoy the summer weather, and stop making plays that Soriano can only dream of.  Its gotta hurt his confidence.  So, don’t make awesome plays in the stands because it will only hurt the ball club.

 

Gardenhoser!!! Cub Fan has stronger arm than Soriano

June 30, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Funky butt-loving, that was a good throw.  Sign that kid up. Cubs are back baby.

 

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