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Check Out Bryzgalov’s Flyers Mask. Guy LOVES him some America

August 25, 2011 2 comments

Doesn’t get more American than that.  Eat your heart out Mike Richter’s old mask, a new standard has been set for patriotic hockey masks. Declaration of Independence…check, Ben Franklin…check, Liberty Bell…check. Even giving Betsy Ross some serious love.  Maybe there can be peace between Russia and America after all.

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I NEED a flying car…just not this junker.

August 19, 2011 1 comment

(Russia)–A flying car is, among other things, the perfect solution to the often expensive irritant of finding a parking space at airports. But where some attempts at realising the science fiction staple have been pretty hi-tech affairs, this one is a little more budget. The ‘V. Bulgakov’ is the work of former pilot Valery Bulgakov, 72, and though it looks rather cobbled together it does actually fly – albeit not very high or far.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that’s the best flying car you got Russia?  Really?  That thing sucks.  Takes off at 60mph, gets a total altitude of 10 feet, and only can stay in the air for a max 600ft, that’s pathetic.  I need a flying car to get me through rush hour traffic on the Kennedy, this piece of shit can’t even help me avoid the tolls.  Good luck getting someone to pay $194,000 for that junker.  What a bunch of commie morons. And hey Russia, America already conceptualized a flying car.  Its called the Delorian…ever heard of it?  It flies and you can travel through time…and it doesn’t look like junkyard shit.  This makes me feel so much better about the new cold war.  Putin has been kicking our ass six ways from Sunday, but we totally won the flying car competition.

 

PS: You know Putin threw this guy in a Siberian Gulag before you could say KGB.  Putin can’t have people embarassing the motherland like this.

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Coolest Dog Ever!!!

August 12, 2011 Leave a comment

For about 90 seconds of this video I forgot all about the troubles in the world.  I was just enjoying watching this ninja dog do things a cat would be too pussy(PUN) to even dream of.  Then guess what…turns out this dog is Russian.  Obama is just soaking up the sun, chilling on the beach in his mom jeans at Martha’s Vineyard right now, and he has NO IDEA Vlad Putin has dogs that can infiltrate Fort Knox right.  In case you guys didn’t notice, the Cold War is back.

PS: I don’t think this is the first time Russia has used kick ass dogs to do counter-intelligence work against the United States.  I am like 99% sure Clifford The Big Red Dog was 100% KGB.  That dog was everywhere when I was kid, then the Berlin wall comes down, USSR falls apart, and suddenly he’s gone.  He and that little minx Emily Elizabeth(if that’s her real name) got out of here before we figured out what was actually going on.

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