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Oh China is so smart and great blah blah blah…FALSE

December 27, 2011 1 comment

If you are a guy and you can’t throw I have zero respect for you.  I don’t care if you are some genius, artist, painter, computer wiz…if you throw a ball like a Streisand I can’t take you seriously.  So how on Earth am I supposed to respect China when they can’t throw a grenade out of their own trench?  Yeah…we owe China a bazillion dollars…so what?  I say we just don’t pay them.  What are they gonna do about it? They can’t even throw a ball…how tough can they be?

 

 

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Meanwhile in China

December 12, 2011 Leave a comment

(Daily Mail, China…duh)– Li, from China, has been practising the stunt for more than 20 years. He can hold the pose with his legs up against a bar for more than 10 seconds – far longer than most people would be able to do a simple headstand. And he is left with just a small indentation on his head afterwards. He was photographed showing off his skills at an event in Nanning, China.

I can’t decide if I am more or less afraid of China after seeing these pictures.  Like on one hand how am I supposed to take China seriously.  They have guys over there who compete in events that can pierce their skull.  How advanced can that country really be?  That is so god damn backwards.  Then on the other hand…THEY HAVE GUYS OVER THERE WHO COMPETE IN EVENTS THAT CAN PIERCE THEIR SKULL!!! These must guys have NOTHING to live for.  They do shit like this for fun.  What kind of effed up shit would they do in a war?  No thank you.  Lets just keep sending them jobs and propping up their economy with our debt.  Just keep devaluing your currency China, it’s totally cool.

 

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