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Obama showing off his football skills at Soldier Field

May 22, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Hey Obama, open up that front shoulder a little more…jeez.  Just terrible technique here by the POTUS. Look Obama, you’re the coolest kid on the block.  Everyone knows it, but you suck at sports.  overtime I look up Obama is embarrassing himself by trying to be athletic.  He’s either playing basketball in sweat pants, or taking diggers in Hawaii, or laying bricks with the Globe Trotters. You’re blowing your cover man.  Pretty soon everyone is going to know that you’re half white.  That’s the last thing you need going into the election.

 

 

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Ex-Girlfriend confirms Obama is effing smooth in the sack

May 2, 2012 1 comment

(Yahoo News)–“The sexual warmth is definitely there—but the rest of it has sharp edges and I’m finding it all unsettling and finding myself wanting to withdraw from it all. I have to admit that I am feeling anger at him for some reason, multi-stranded reasons. His warmth can be deceptive. Tho he speaks sweet words and can be open and trusting, there is also that coolness—and I begin to have an inkling of some things about him that could get to me.”

 

GOD DAMN OBAMA!!! This guy just can’t be touched.  For the first time in history an ex-girlfriend coming out of the woodwork in an election year is a good thing.  Just bringing sexual warmth, being aloof, and keeping this broad guessing and wanting more like you read about.  Obama is the smoothest cat in the game.  Like him or lump him, but you can’t deny that Obama is the best political athlete of all time.  Doesn’t hurt that the media does all his blocking and tackling, but Obama’s swag can’t be touched.  Romney is dead.

 

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Like him or leave him, Obama has serious guts

January 25, 2012 2 comments

CNET)–The president used the opportunity of his State of the Union address to say it’s time to “double down” on the concept but pointedly avoided mentioning Solyndra by name. “The payoffs on these public investments don’t always come right away,” Obama said. “Some technologies don’t pan out–some companies fail. But I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy.” Solyndra, which Obama personally touted as a success story in a 2010 visit to the company, became an embarrassment for the administration after its demise last fall. Subsequently released documents showed that politics infused the process, with major donors to Obama discussing the $528 million loan with the White House, and the loan taking place despite the project being rated as “junk” by Standard and Poor’s. The Washington Post reported last month that: “Since the failure of the company, Obama’s entire $80 billion clean-technology program has begun to look like a political liability for an administration about to enter a bruising reelection campaign.”

Say what you will about Obama, but the one thing you can’t deny is that the guy has serious guts.  I mean not just anybody can look America in the eyes and tell them that its time to double down on clean energy projects because the green energy industry has never looked more promising after blowing at least $528 million of tax payer dollars on Solyndra.  It takes certain kind of leader that can convince people to keep gambling when they are that deep in the red.  Steely resolve, ice water in his veins.  Green energy or bust baby.  Who needs that bullshit Keystone Project?  An estimated 20,000 jobs created from the Keystone pipeline across 6 states, bringing 700,000 barrels of crude oil from Canada to the US…EFF.THAT.NOISE.  Give it to China.  America doesn’t need cheaper crude from Canada when we can just get it from the Middle East.  Burning fossil fuels is so 20th century.  Burning money is the new hotness.  Play on player.

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Joe Scarborough just gave Obama the ultimate slap in the face: Calls him Lebron

September 20, 2011 1 comment

(Newser) – Before delivering his fateful DNC keynote speech in 2004, Barack Obama offered this assessment of his political skills: “I’m LeBron, baby. I can play on this level. I got some game.” These days, that’s looking like a prescient statement: “Barack Obama is LeBron James,” writes Joe Scarborough of Politico. “Like King James, the president was blessed early with a remarkable set of skills,” but the two “are now bound not by greatness, but by their own collapse when the klieg lights burned brightest.” “Like James … Obama always slips to the side of the court when his teammates need him the most,” Scarborough writes, saying the historians he’s asked can’t remember a president more deferential to Congress. Obama, for example, said the stimulus was all-important, yet “allowed Nancy Pelosi (see also Dwayne Wade) to carry the entire load.” The story has been the same on health care, the debt commission, and more. When Democrats need Obama, he disappears. Why? “He’s LeBron, baby.”

I am not going to comment on the validity of this comparison…but I LOVE how calling someone Lebron is now like the worst possible thing a guy can say about somebody.  That’s how much a bitch Lebron is.  If someone called me the Lebron James of blogging to my face I’d probably punch that guy square in the nose.  Obama can’t let people just run his name through the mud like this.  If Scarborough wants to call him a failure, a joke, a rookie, unqualified, a socialist, a communist, a marxist, a muslim, a black supremacist, the anti-christ, a puppet, or Chinese…that’s fine.  But to call the American Commander-In-Chief Lebron James is way over the line.

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America is in an old fashioned Cold War Dance-Off

September 14, 2011 1 comment

Hey Russia…who do you think you are? Newsflash…we have a black president. If you were going to challenge us to a dance off you should have done it back in 2008. Solid moves by Medvedev here, can’t deny it, but lets see what Obama swag is bringing to the table.

Ok…that wasn’t pretty. Shit. Damn it Obama. Tighten that shit up. Better call in Michelle for reenforcement.

Ok, so clearly what is going on here is the old rope-a-dope by the Obamas. Just tricking Russia into thinking that they can out swag the king of swag. Obama is totally hustling Russia here. I love it. Dance off for world supremacy. Bring it on Russia.

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Obama makes first HUGE blunder of 2012 campaign

September 7, 2011 Leave a comment

 

The Republican Presidential Debate is tonight and Obama had originally planned to give his big jobs speech at the same time as the debate.  Republicans flipped their shit and Obama agreed to move his speech to Thursday…big mistake…huge.  Hey Obama, THE NFL SEASON STARTS ON THURSDAY!!! It’s the one day a year that everyone forgets that they don’t have a job.  Nobody wants to hear you speak tomorrow unless you are going to give people some inside information on the game so they can bet what little money they do have.  Furthermore…Wisconsin is a battleground state and they take their football very seriously up there.  They don’t want to see a Chicago guy interrupting their pregame coverage.  Obama is so disconnected with Americans it’s not even funny.  Cue the photos of him in mom jeans and a dorky Bears hat on Sunday to try to prove to Americans that he’s just a beer-drinking, football-watching, regular Joe like the rest of us.

 

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Obama oozing swag. Sweet handshake bro

August 23, 2011 1 comment

 

 

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Obama nailed Rajon Rondo right in his mind!!!

August 17, 2011 Leave a comment

(Yahoo Sports)–“In early March some of the guys went to the museum of Fine Arts for a fund-raiser and got to hang with President Barack Obama. Everyone was a little bit in awe. The President turns to Ray [Allen], points at Rondo, and says, “Hey, Ray, why don’t you teach this kid how to shoot?” Everyone starts laughing. KG told me he saw the look on Rondo’s face and the kid was devastated, embarrassed. Dissed by the President, even though I’m sure Obama didn’t mean any harm. Rondo smiled and went along with all of it, but KG told me he could see it in his eyes. It bothered Rondo. It killed him. The next day Rondo shot the ball horribly. He stopped taking shots after that. He’s so sensitive. I think it was a real jolt to hear the outside perception of a basketball fan who happens to be the President of the United States. It messed with his mind. I’m sure of it.”–Shaq O’Neal

 

If there is one thing Obama knows…its basketball.  In March, Obama knew that Lebron James sucks and the only team that could stop the Chicago Bulls from winning a championship was the Boston Celtics.  So what does Obama do…he jedi mind-tricks the shit out of the Celtics point guard.  Just diabolical.  Anybody can break a dude’s elbow like Dwayne Wade did to Rondo in the playoffs, but it takes a whole different level of swag to break a man’s will.  I’d bet anything that Obama called up Lebron James after game 3 of the NBA finals and that’s why his game went to hell. 

Black man doing his thing!!! Barack Obama mother-fucker, BARACK OBAMA!!!

 

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