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REMIX!!!! Mister Rogers about to go quadruple platinum

June 8, 2012 Leave a comment

 

BLAZING!!!  “Garden of Your Mind” is the hottest remix maybe ever.  Fresh to effing death!!!

 

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Irish Soccer Fans drive 8 hours to taunt the English team as they arrived at their hotel for Euro 2012

June 7, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Alright Ireland, if I wasn’t 100% on board before I am now.  Any fan base that will drive 8 hours from Krakow to Gdansk just to call John Terry a racist and talk shit is pretty awesome in my book.  Couldn’t be more proud of my heritage right now.  I am all in with Ireland.  FAUGH A BALLAGH(Clear the way)!!!!

 

PS: The tournament starts tomorrow.  If you want in the Windy Citizen Sports Bracket Challenge go to ESPN.  Group Name: Windy Citizen Sports Password: The Chief

PPS: Miami delenda est

 

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LOCK OF THE CENTURY: Heat vs Celtics Game 6

June 7, 2012 1 comment

Miami Heat -2 at Boston Celtics

Is this a joke? Vegas gave an opening line of Celtics +1.5 immediately after Boston ripped Miami’s heart out and stomped on it.  I thought it was positively asinine, but somehow the line has moved to Celtics +2.  It just doesn’t make any sense.  The Heat are in complete shambles and Lebron quits when his team is down 3-2 100% of the time.  And that’s not an exaggeration.  Lebron is 0-4 all-time when down 3-2 in a series.  He has been eliminated by the Celtics twice already in his career.  The Heat piss their pants every time they set foot in the Garden.  Here is the thing that really has me scratching my head though…the Celtics played about as poorly as possible in Game 5.  I kept saying in the first half that the Celtics should be down like 20 points.  Pierce sucked, Rondo sucked, and Lebron and Wade both started strong.  The Celtics were playing rope-a-dope.  They took Miami’s best punch and still won.  Now they are back home and can smell a championship.  Killer instinct time.  No way the Celtics lose tonight.  None.  Miami is about to be destroyed. If they had any sense of honor at all Miami would forfeit this game because they know the refs handed them Game 2.  Let’s just end this charade.  Miami delenda est once and for all. DO IT CELTICS!!!

 

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Happy Birthday To The “L”: CTA system is 120 years old

June 7, 2012 Leave a comment

(ChicagoMag)–EXCERPT FROM FIRST EVER ARTICLE ABOUT THE “L” IN 1892–And then the coaches. New York has never seen such gay ones as those put in service yesterday. They have an outside color of pale olive green, and inside they are finished in oak and cherry in natural colors. The seats are roomy and comfortable, with cushions, the ones at either end, running lengthways of the car, being divided by arm rests in cherry. Eight double seats are in the center of the car, the same as in an ordinary railroad coach. These have high backs, and between each there is a small mirror set in the side of the car between the windows. The windows are wide, and at present have the added novelty of opening easily. The doors are novelties in their way. They are of the double sliding pattern and when one is pushed back both open. The platforms are roomy and are provided with gates which are opened by the gateman when the cars come to a stop and closed and locked before the strain starts again. The ceilings of the coaches are decorated in a variety of ways. Some are of hardwoods, while others are covered with a coarse canvas fastened with large brass-headed tacks and colored dark blue, brown, and red. There are straps of the same pattern furnished by Mr. Yerkes. Everything about the line denotes solidity, and at the same time an attempt to make the equipment and the stations as handsome and convenient as possible. All the station houses so far completed are built underneath the track, though this will be impossible where the road runs in streets as it will south of Thirty-ninth street. They are of brick and terra cotta with all the woodwork in oak. One ticket seller and one collector will transact the ticket business for both north and south bound trains. The passengers coming in, pass the windows of the ticket office, then the ticket box where the tickets are dropped, and then go through a passage way to the stairs. At the head of the first landing the stairs divide, the one for the down town trains being on the east and the one for the south bound trains on the west side. The stations have a wainscoting of enameled brick to a height of six feet and are plastered above. The stairways have a graceful iron covering which extends above both platforms. A platform-man is stationed on each platform to keep the crowds moving aright and there is a janitor in service at each station. Toilet-rooms have been provided for men and women at each of the stations, except the one at Congress street, which is located in a building facing Congress and Wabash avenue.

 

Yep…happy birthday. This video kind of sums of the modern “L”.  Not a place in the city with a better chance of running into a complete lunatic.

PS: Keep antagonizing that crazy German-Australian chick who is 5’2″ and solid muscle, but I don’t want to hear you crying when you’re murdered.  It’s why I never make eye contact with anyone on the L.  Not worth the risk.

 

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“Dream Team” Trailer is FAN-tastic

June 7, 2012 Leave a comment

 

The NBA has been running commercials for this documentary all throughout the playoffs and I seriously can’t wait.  Watching The Dream Team in 1992 is the first time I can remember watching the Olympics.  The raw footage of those practices is sports porn.  I also can’t wait to hear the dirt about how the team didn’t want Isiah Thomas on the team.  It was the greatest team ever assembled…and Christian Laettner.  I wonder if he knew during those practices that he was never going to be a great player in the NBA.  They probably just took turns embarrassing him.  Getting off topic here though…basically this trailer gave me goosebumps.

 

PS: I know I have asked a lot of the Celtics already, but in the close out game tonight I would really appreciate it if they could somehow knock Lebron and Wade out.  Just murder them so they can’t play on the USA Olympic Basketball team this summer.  I am going to really struggle to root for a team with those two guys on it.  So Celtics…one more favor…sweep the legs.

 

PPS: Miami delenda est

 

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Ultra-High Definition Video of the Transit of Venus. YAY SCIENCE!!!

June 7, 2012 Leave a comment

 

I guess this Transit of Venus thing happens once every thousand years or something.  Gotta love science.  Pretty sick video.  This is why NASA needs to be around.  #Penny4NASA is important.  I mean what would we do without NASA making YouTube videos like this?  How would we kill time throughout the day?  There are only so many original videos out there on the internet.  I’d probably be stuck watching more dumb skits like JeterMatch.com if it wasn’t for NASA.  PREACH NdT!!!

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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Maybe the best song parody ever: “I will be your girlfriend”

June 7, 2012 2 comments

 

A++++++++++ This girl just nailed it.  It’s funny because it’s true.  Girls are nuts. If I was in a position to hire people I wouldn’t stop until this girl was writing smut blogs and making videos for Windy Citizen Sports. My only concern is that this seems a little too natural.  Like she probably just pulled all of those insane references from life experience.  You can’t fake crazy like that.  It’s in her eyes.

 

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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