Horny Jesus hits Cop with massive butt. Gets death penalty
(Norway)–Dramatic scenes unfolded on a small island off the south coast of Norway on Saturday evening when Jesus the billy goat got gruff with a mother and her child. The terrified holidaymakers sought shelter in a tree while the father of the family called the police. Arriving on the island in the Søgne region, officers quickly found that the horny 80-kilo creature was in no mood to be grilled by the law, news website fvn.no reports. “It charged straight at a constable, leading to what can only be described as a fight between the two. It was really angry,” police officer Børge Steinsland told fvn.no. When Jesus refused to relent, the officers had little choice but to whip out the weapon nearest at hand, Steinsland said. “They were quite simply forced to use pepper spray to drive the wild animal away.” The animal’s owner, Tor Brede Launes, conceded that the attacks on police and civilians spelled the end for the five-year old goat. “Clearly he can’t behave like this. He’ll probably be replaced by Midsummer,” he said, adding that Jesus was destined for the barbecue.
Too funny of a headline to ignore. Can’t add anything to that.
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The story was hysterical but the headline is classic!!