This Hippo could play for me any day
BOOM!!!! GET SOME!!! GET SOME!!! Look it, this is what hipsters who go to Africa get. If you want to see a hippo, go to a zoo or watch animal planet. Trying to be cool and going to Africa gets your jeep knocked the fuck out. African animals don’t play that shit. Remember this dude who thought he was cool riding his bike in Africa?
Africa is the animal kingdom. It’s their continent and humans are just living in it. Cross those borders and be prepared to get concussed by an endangered species. I am 100% convinced that only hipsters go to Africa. And the apparently these African animals are the only things on earth that hate hipsters as much as I do.
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