Recap of the Obama interview with Bill Simmons

 

So Bill Simmons got a sit down interview with The President of The United States.  This absolutely blows my mind.  I am NOT a Simmons guy.  I used to read him pretty religiously, but a few years ago he wrote a blog talking about how great Peyton Manning, Kobe Bryant, and Alex Rodriguez are.  Haven’t read a word since.  He is just a simpleton blogger and he got a sit down with Barack Obama.  I was part disgusted and part intrigued so I decided to give it a listen.  Turns out Obama is even more awesome than he let on.

• He knew about podcasts before anybody
• He knew Jeremy Lin was awesome when nobody else did
• He throws like a girl, but its not his fault.  Nothing is.  He doesn’t get to warm up, he has to wear a bulky bullet-proof vest, and a lot of people are watching which makes him nervous. He throws lightning bolts in practice though.
• He won the World Series for the White Sox
• He broke Chris Paul’s ankles

I mean just swag to the nth degree.  Game over GOP.

 

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