Steve Urkel is gonna straight murder Dancing With The Stars
Look it, I don’t know much…but I know Dancing With Stars inside and out. Correctly picked the winner of the past 3 seasons before the first episode. I will have a full breakdown coming later as we get closer to the first episode, but let’s get one thing out of the way right now. Steve Urkel is winning this season and it won’t even be that close. Everyone loved that show. He will have the Chicago voting machine behind him and…let’s not forget that Urkel had dance moves on top of dance moves.
And if the nerd game is lacking, he can just morph himself into the coolest m-effer on the planet. Stefan…
Swag for days. Sorry to ruin the suspense ABC, but this one was just too obvious.
PS: Get me to a Chicago rooftop summer party RIGHT NOW!!!
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