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Is this 7’5″ HS Basketball player the worst 7’5″ HS basketball player of all-time?

January 30, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Whichever college coach gives this kid a scholarship is a fucking moron.  This kid is terrible.  I have never been less impressed by a 7’5″ High School basketball player in my entire life.  This was supposed to be a highlight tape and I come away thinking this kid sucks.  First of all…he cheated basically the entire game.  Travels on the reg.  Hooking guys with his elbows on every goddamn post move.  Missed put-back dunks.  I mean there is basically nothing to like about Mamadou’s game except that he’s a goddamn giant.  And I mean…how about some defense?  Did he not do one thing highlight worthy on the other end of the floor?  I am not exactly Dean Smith, but…thanks but no thanks.

 

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The Bachelor Preview: Who is Courtney going to break this week?

January 30, 2012 1 comment

 

Ok, let’s get all the “oh you’re so gay for watching The Bachelor” talk out of the way…eff that noise.  If you don’t watch The Bachelor YOU are 200% gay.  Hot, crazy, slutty girls locked up together is 2 hours is straight fire on Monday nights.  In case you haven’t been watching, this Courtney chick is so deep in every girl’s head it’s not even funny. Just cold-hearted, calculated, systematic destruction of the other girls in the house.  I’ve never seen anything like it.  She’s got them all spinning.  All the girls claim they are there to find love, but they are so consumed by hating Courtney that they can’t focus on the prize.  She is lapping the field and monopolizing group dates like you read about.  If the whole modeling thing doesn’t work out for Courtney, she for sure has a future with the Department of Defense.  Send that girl down to Guantanamo and she will break any terrorist in under an hour.  I hate Courtney, but goddamn it I respect her.

 

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John Lucas III gets OWNED by Lebron

January 30, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Jesus Christ.  I hate Lebron as much as the next guy, but god damn that was impressive.  That is the definition of getting shit on.  John Lucas III hasn’t gotten dominated like that since his days at Bel-Air Prep.

 

Any way you slice it, the Bulls have some work to do.  I have a hard time envisioning this squad taking down the Heat in a best of 7.

 

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Ferris Buehler’s Day Off Honda Commercial Remake is pretty solid

January 30, 2012 Leave a comment

I was pretty sure this was going to suck for some reason.  I don’t know why, but I pretty much hate Matthew Broderick.  Having said that, this video did it for me.  A-minus grade.  The only thing missing was Chicago and…

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Is Carlos Boozer the worst dad ever?

January 30, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Look it, I am on record with saying that raising kids looks like the hardest, scariest, most frustrating job of all time.  I want no part of that action(except for the very first part).  I never judge parents for misbehaving kids.  99.9999% of kids are effing monsters.  However, I think we really need to call social services here because Carlos Boozer and his wife are unfit to be parents.  You let your kid chant “let’s go Heat” right in your face and don’t do anything about it?  Rooting for the Heat is like gateway satan worship.  That kid is like 10 seconds away from doing heroine and murdering hookers.  You gotta set limits for your kids.

 

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Who says you can’t make a political commericial for under $5?

January 30, 2012 1 comment

 

This guy would have my vote if he lived in my district.  You can’t trust anything a politician says these days, but I know what I like and I like parrots with human heads and cheap computer animation. Superpacs be damned.  This guy can congress for me any day.

 

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Best golf swing you’ll ever see

January 30, 2012 Leave a comment

 

A tradition unlike any other….

 

 

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