The Bachelor Preview: Who is Courtney going to break this week?
Ok, let’s get all the “oh you’re so gay for watching The Bachelor” talk out of the way…eff that noise. If you don’t watch The Bachelor YOU are 200% gay. Hot, crazy, slutty girls locked up together is 2 hours is straight fire on Monday nights. In case you haven’t been watching, this Courtney chick is so deep in every girl’s head it’s not even funny. Just cold-hearted, calculated, systematic destruction of the other girls in the house. I’ve never seen anything like it. She’s got them all spinning. All the girls claim they are there to find love, but they are so consumed by hating Courtney that they can’t focus on the prize. She is lapping the field and monopolizing group dates like you read about. If the whole modeling thing doesn’t work out for Courtney, she for sure has a future with the Department of Defense. Send that girl down to Guantanamo and she will break any terrorist in under an hour. I hate Courtney, but goddamn it I respect her.
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