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Is this NBA “forever” commercial the greatest commerical of all time?

December 27, 2011 Leave a comment

 

I have been pretty vocal about my disdain for the NBA in the space, but this commercial may have tricked me into being a fan again.  Is there a more beautiful thing than having Bird kicked it to Ray for a three?  Don Draper himself could not have made a better commercial.  Just nostalgia like you read about.  Alright NBA, nice move. I forgive you.  I am back in for this season.  But after that…I am checking out forever.

 

PS: Bulls porn…

That team probably goes 82-0…just those three…playing 3 on 5.

 

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Kid steals the show in school christmas choir

December 26, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Wow…some kids just can’t handle the pressure of being in the second row of the Christmas Choir.  Kids just seem so horrible.  Imagine if that was your kid up there.  If I hadn’t snuck out of that monstrosity already, I am for sure doing it after my kid pukes all over the stage.  Gross.

 

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This Dog LOVES a good jam session

December 26, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Just chilling out, listening to some acoustic guitar and crushing Bud Light.  This dog’s life seriously can’t get any better.

 

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Youngest and/or most obnoxious feminist ever!

December 26, 2011 1 comment

Hey little girl…SHUT.UP.  I mean Jesus, this girl is like 3 and she already thinks corporate america is corrupting her.  Somebody has been watching a little too much Rachel Maddow.  She is right though…she can like action heroes if she wants.  This is America.  And someday she can like chicks someday too.  I don’t want to be mean here, but you know what kinda girls don’t want to be princesses…ugly ones.  But hey not everyone can be a princess, the world needs ugly feminist ditch diggers too.

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This TD by Jerome Simpson was decent

December 26, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Meh, his hand touched the ground on the landing so probably like a 9.8.

 

 

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Even Santa hates Lebron

December 26, 2011 Leave a comment

 

I effing LOVE Santa!!! The guy can just do no wrong.  He’s been flying the red eye for 24 straight hours so decides to blow off a little steam.  Vodka-Soda and talking shit to Lebron.  That’s my kinda guy.

 

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Barney Frank has serious senior-itus

December 21, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Get a load of Barney Frank!!!  Guy is just mailing it in.  Already announced his retirement and now just couldn’t care less about anything.  No tie, no bra, nips on display, sport coat just casually thrown over his shoulder.   He isn’t fretting about millionaire’s tax, the economy, or any shit like that.  He is just counting the minutes until he can go back to running his gay whore house and summering in P-Town.

 

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GET THIS LITTLE KID TO DEPAUL!!!!

December 21, 2011 1 comment

 

I didn’t go to DePaul, but as a Chicago basketball fan who HATES the NBA I want the Blue Demons to be a national power so bad I can taste it.  I am pretty much consumed by it.  Everyone knows that you need guard play to win in March, so DePaul needs to get on the horn with this kid immediately.  Get the same kid who took Derrick Rose’s ACT to take them again and get this kid enrolled.  I need this blog to blow up so I can be some rich booster.  I’d give this kid all the skittles, gushers, and Hi-Cs he could ever want. DePaul needs to act fast before this kid goes and commits to Big State.

PS:  The 6 year-old who got his ankles broken at the 1:16 mark…get that kid a trumpet because his basketball career is over.  No way he can recover from that mentally.

 

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Why John Scott is great

December 21, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Look, I know John Scott isn’t exactly Paul Coffee out there but he can be on my team any day.  He is a guy that will always stand up for his teammates and his mere presence ensures that the other team doesn’t run around like dickheads.  Scott also seems to be a real character that can keep the room loose.  I don’t want him in there every night, but as a 13th forward and/or 7th defenseman you can ask for much more.

 

PS: Shanaban coming for Engeland for sure.

 

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Dub-stepping kinda freaks me the HELL out.

December 21, 2011 1 comment

 

Ok, so full disclosure…I don’t get dubstepping…like at all.  I know its supposed to be music or whatever, but I also know that I have a zero percent chance of dancing to that and making it look good so I just ignore it all together.  I have never been afraid of it until now.  This dude is in the matrix or something.  It’s like he doesn’t have bones and is made out of Stretch Arm Strong.  I am also pretty sure he levitated at least twice.  How is that possible!?!?! It’s some David Blaine shit.  I don’t understand it so I fear it and hate it.

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