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I sneaky love Ilya Bryzgalov after last night

October 28, 2011 Leave a comment

 

So my official  stance is that I hate all Russian hockey players.  They are just the most gutless and selfish players in the league.  Having said that, I think I kinda love Ilya Bryzgalov.  I mean that interview was gold.  Just completely open and honest and he owned his performance.  Put on top of that the fact that he has a wicked pro american helmet and I am sold.  Get it together Cool Bryz…there will be better days.

 

PS: None of the things I said about Russian hockey players apply to Pavel Datsyuk or Alex Ovechkin.  Those guys are tremendous hockey players, leaders, and people.  They play a North American style.  My disdain for Russian hockey players stems from guys like Kovalev, Yashin, etc.

 

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Last night reminded me that baseball is still great

October 28, 2011 Leave a comment

 

 

God Bless America.  That was amazing.  My passion for baseball has dipped significantly since 2008.  For no real apparent reason.  I used to be an Extra Innings Package subscriber.  This year I don’t think I watch 27 outs all season.  After last night I was reminded why baseball is great and why America is the greatest.  Game 6 was Americana.  Sports help us forget about all the bullshit going on in our lives and in our country.  America will watch Game 7 as innocent children longing for the past.  Its money we (don’t)have and peace we like.

 

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Best 6 second video you’ll see all day

October 28, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Pretty perfect.  I thought Stanford was supposed to be a smart school.

 

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Categories: Internet Sensation

What’s cooler than being cool? Being Chief of Staff for Herman Cain

October 26, 2011 Leave a comment

I don’t know much, but I know that there is NOTHING cooler than voting for Herman Cain.

People are all up in arms over this campaign commercial.  Oh boo hoo, the guy endorsing Herman Cain looks so effing cool we can’t even handle it wah wah wah.  Look it Romney, you’re just jealous that you didn’t think of it first. Sorry you’re a square.  I mean smoking is as American as it gets.  The Indians gave it to us for shit sake.

PS: I don’t smoke. I hate the feeling of smoke in my lungs.  It smells gross.  I would never date a girl that was a smoker.  Having said all that, I sneaky wish I was a smoker.  Its just about the coolest vice there is.

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How did I not write this Tim Tebow Song

October 26, 2011 2 comments

 

This song is FRESH TO DEATH!!!  I mean just killer lyrics laid over phat Nicki Manaj beats.  Who could ever want anything more in a song.  I am 100% starting him in fantasy over stupid Tony Romo.

 

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So…#OccupyOakland has a little different feel than #OccupyChicago

October 26, 2011 Leave a comment

So I went down to Occupy Chicago last week and interviewed some people…it was interesting to say the least.  I am a rule follower, that’s just the way I was built.  Needless to say I was shaking pretty much the entire time.  I kept waiting for the police to arrest me, gas me, or for a hipster to steal my wallet.  One thing I didn’t fear was getting shot.  Effing Occupy Oakland isn’t messing around.  I am not sure who shot who, but shootings are pretty much par for the course.  Just murders on the reg, drug deals on the reg, gang wars on the reg.  If someone told me that this was just a video of “Oakland” instead of “Occupy Oakland”, I wouldn’t have thought twice about it.

PS: Full disclosure, I kinda think all of these Occupy Movements are stupid.  Having said that, Occupy Oakland is by far the dumbest.  A) who the hell wants to be in Oakland? B) San Fransisco is like two minutes away isn’t?  San Fran would just eat that shit up.  Why wouldn’t these people go to OccupySF?

PPS: Hey bros yelling “medic”…are you serious?  This isn’t Normandy…its a hipster rally.  Don’t yell for a medic like you just got shot busting into Al-Qaeda’s Bin Laden hide out.

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Mark Cuban looks really worried about the NBA Lockout

October 26, 2011 Leave a comment

 

The NBA Lockout is in day like 100 or something and they are cancelling like another two weeks of the season like every day.  The NBAPA better get their shit together and accept a deal like yesterday.  Mark Cuban seems to be doing just fine.  Billionaires are gonna beat millionaires who can’t miss a paycheck without having to declare bankruptcy 110% of the time.

 

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