Mid 20s Dating Guide: What Not To Do Volume 2
(AMSTERDAM, AP) — Dutch prosecutors are charging a 42-year-old woman with stalking after she allegedly called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year. The 62-year-old victim from The Hague filed a police complaint in August due to the persistent phone calls. Police arrested the suspected stalker Monday, seizing several cell phones and computers from her home in Rotterdam. Hague prosecution spokeswoman Nicolette Stoel said Thursday the woman argued to judges at a preliminary hearing she had a relationship with the man and the number of calls she placed to him wasn’t excessive. The man denied they had a relationship. The court ordered her not to contact him again.
Here we go with Volume 2 in an infinite part series about what NOT to do in relationships.
Girls are so bat shit crazy its unbelievable. Everyone has made a drunken phone call to an ex that they wish they could take back, but this girl has taken it to a whole different level. 65,000 calls a year is 179 calls a day and 7 or 8 per hour. This chick’s fulltime job is being a lunatic. I get that this chick is single and desperate and wants her boyfriend back, but she is going about it all wrong. Kind of a rookie move for a 42 year-old dating veteran. I mean she totally had the upper-hand in this thing on paper. She is 20 years younger than this guy. I don’t care how many blue pills he is popping, I guarantee chicks aren’t beating down his door to hop in bed with a 62 year-old dude with gray hair, flabby skin, and old…balls…gross. When flirting over the phone you NEVER want to be the last one to communicate(and you definitely don’t want to be the last one to communicate 65,000 times in a row). I definitely learned this lesson the one the hard way(more than once). I’ll be texting back and forth with a girl and she’ll be just eating up my jokes. Just flirty LOLs and HAHAHAHAs all over the place. Then the convo clearly comes to end point but instead of playing it smooth and leave her wanting more…I come back with something stupid like “So…what are you up to this weekend?” and…crickets. Just kills all momentum. One text too many and its over before it even started. If this girl wasn’t so effing crazy(just a hypothetical, she’s a chick so of course she is crazy) she could’ve had this old guy back in a minute. Tone down the crazy and make him think it was his idea. This guy knows that he doesn’t have a lot of options and if a chick can stand his presence for a minute he should hold on to her like grim death…which isn’t far off.
PS: This chick is probably getting recruited like mad by tele-marketing companies. Dial, click, dial, all day long with no bathroom breaks.
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