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Ketchup and Mustard Heist For the Ages

 

(STOCKERAU, Austria) — Austrian police say thieves have made off with an unusual heist — 21 tons of mustard and ketchup. The loot was in a semitrailer parked in a lot over the weekend northwest of Vienna. Police say the truck driver showed up Monday to deliver his cargo only to see the trailer missing.

 

GENIUS.  These guys are going to be so rich it makes me sick.  Anybody who has ever been to Austria knows that it is damn near impossible to get real ketchup to go with your french fries.  “Guten Tag…NO GODDAMN IT!!! I DON’T WANT MAYONAISE WITH MY FRIES!!! THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!”.  These guys could set up shop around the corner of every little street side cafe, brassiere, and McDonald’s and make an absolute killing.

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