So I did a blog earlier in the week about Roger Federer yelling at a fan to shut up and how tennis players are pathetic for not being able to deal with a little crowd noise when athletes is basically every other sport have to deal with fans actively trying to get them to screw up. Which elicited the following response
Anon from the comment section–Are you fcking serious? Stop acting as if you know how does it feel like to be on the court u fucktard. -
Dude more like YOU need to fucking chill down because put yourself in his shoes and I’m sure you would react the same too fucker. C’mon. If u think he has overreacted what about the other players like nadal, djoker etc? They’re even worse aren’t they? So, PLEASE GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT YOU FUCKING RETARDED DOUCHE BAG PERSON NO WAIT YOU’RE A FUCKING DOG. YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE A HUMAN FUCKK YOU. Go burn in hell already.
He was pissed off. Imagine yourself playing in such an important slam and you were about to lose and the crowd goes like OUT OUT when it was clearly in. Fucktard, use your brain okay?
Now I get comments telling me to castrate myself so I can’t reproduce and telling me to kill myself on pretty much a daily basis. Doesn’t bother me. In fact I kind of like knowing that I am getting that type of emotion out of people. Especially when 95% of the stuff on the blog is satire. So here is my real question…is flipping out and completely losing your shit over nothing just part of the tennis culture? I mean we have got Federer yelling at fans, this bro smashing every racquet he owns, comment section guy, and John McEnroe has made an entire career out of blowing his lid. I guess if you’re forced to play a non-contact sport that nobody cares about anymore in a prissy white outfit then you have to go out of your way to prove that you are a tough guy. It’s not like anybody is going to respect you just on your athletic abilities alone. So I guess what I am trying to say is…I ain’t mad at ya comment section guy. Just let it out bro. Let it out.
Having said that…comment section guy is clearly the one who over-reacted more. Federer is playing a major tournament with huge money on the line in the twilight of his career. Comment section guy has nothing going on. Nothing.
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(ST. AUGUSTINE, FL) – Two teens are behind bars after allegedly breaking into an industrial building and stealing guns and puppies in the World Golf Village area in mid-May. Jonathon Roberto Espinal, 18, also known as “Chico,” and Avery Robert Russell, 18, are accused of breaking into an industrial building behind a residence on Francis Road, where the pair allegedly stole two firearms, an adult pit-bull terrier mother and her ten very young pit-bull puppies, according to a report from the St. Johns Sheriff’s Office. The two later allegedly sold eight of the ten puppies. Two of the puppies died since they were removed from their mother at four weeks old, the report states. Espinal and Russell are charged with larceny, burglary and animal cruelty for causing a cruel death to two of the puppies. Espinal is currently being held on a $12,500 bond, Russell is held on $7,500.
Nothing is going to get you raped in prison faster than being convicted for being a puppy thief. I mean that is as soft as it gets. These guys have no idea what they are doing. Of all the Disney villains to model your life after you went with Cruella De Vil? Just a terrible, terrible choice. She is probably second to last on the Disney villain power rankings. The only worse villain to be is Ursula. Which leads me to the real point of this blog…if you had to be one Disney villain, who would it be? In my mind there are really only three possible choices. Gaston, Scar, and Jafar.
Being Gaston would be sweet. You’re a big, good looking, dude who spends his days eating dozens of eggs, firing on chicks, and just gallivanting around Europe. I mean it’s gotta suck to lose Belle to a walking, talking, bear-buffalo hybrid beast thing, but at the end of the day who gives a shit? If he would have just told Belle it was her loss he would have lived out the rest of his days like Prince Harry. She wasn’t even that hot.
Scar is by far the smartest of this group. Just assassinating his brother without hesitation or remorse and assuming power. That stampede murder was sheer genius. Makes the Kennedy assassination look like a game of hungry hungry hippos. He just moved too fast. Too much too soon. Like Mufasa just died bro. Let the people mourn a little before you announce that you’re forming an alliance with their mortal enemy. Ease into that transition. I like the idea overall. You have to consolidate power, but hubris got in the way again. Also…you’ve got to surround yourself with better people. Killing Simba was the right move, but sending three dumbass hyenas to do the job is the height of stupidity. Especially when one of them is Whoopi Goldberg.
Jafar…pros: You’ve got access to a Genie and the only guy standing in your way is a peasant. Cons: you’re fucking ugly and you have to live in the Middle East. I mean I suppose if you’ve got three wishes you can spend one of them on making yourself look like Gaston. Then wish number 2 you go for power of the empire. But not in the Middle East. Somewhere cool like Europe. Then final wish…10,000 Jasmine sex slave look-a-likes. Boom, done. Then you just take that lamp and drop it in the bottom of the ocean or some place where nobody could ever get it. Viva Jafar!
Official Disney Villain Power Rankings:
4. The neighbor kid in Toy Story that blows shit up
If you say anyone else you’re an idiot.
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